‘WHERE DO YOU THINK POLITICIANS COME FROM?”This one is compliments of J & BAn Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Miltown Malbay, in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the nude. This being the first time anyone had made such a request, he was a bit uncomfortable, particularly when the woman told him that money was no object; in fact, and she was willing to pay up to 10,000 pounds.Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her to wait while he went into the house to confer with Mary, his wife. They talked much about the Rightness and Wrongness of it. It was hard to make the decision but finally his wife agreed, on one condition. In a few minutes he returned.“T’would be me. That's part of the reason I made June a guest. As long as we discuss work at some point, I can deduct her portion." Is the food good?" The food is very good. They have steaks, prime rib, pork, lamb, you name it." How about oysters? Jack liked them when we went out for my birthday." I'm sure he did. And I bet you liked them when you got home that night." Of course I did, Daddy." Yes, Dear, they have oysters." Good. Tell me about the band." No band. They have a lady who plays piano and sings. Slow stuff. Remember Sam in Casablanca?" Yeah." That kind of stuff. Romantic, slow dance music." That sounds perfect. What about my age?" You'll be fine. Just don't try to order anything alcoholic." I wouldn't think of it. I want tomorrow to be special, not be some knocked out zombie." Good. Because all bills come to me and I'll know exactly what you got." OK. Let me know when the bill comes and we'll pay it." Don't worry about it, Pumpkin. I'll take care of it." No, Daddy. I'm not going to do.
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